My friend has a younger brother who works in a supermarket. Now normally he stocks shelves (especially the fruit & veg section) but on one occasion this summer, he was asked to work as a cashier. Unfortunately for him, being a cashier was harder than expected and the only code he knew for a particular food in the store was for lemons. So.............he basically evaluated how many lemons one would have to buy for every item he scanned.
ie That bottle of wine looks like 20 lemons so that's what I'll charge you, that pizza is only worth 5 though etc etc.
How no one noticed I cannot fathom as every single customer's recepit was essentially a long list of lemons.
Hilarious.

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