We've all come across some pretty ridiculous ads but trust me, this one really takes the biscuit. Ya know the way they're constantly looking for people to try various products out on Facebook? Well their latest venture is...(drum roll).....Durex condoms. So it got me thinking, what kind of questions will they be asking you after using their product. These are some of my very plausible ideas:
1. How pregnant is your girlfriend?
a) I can see the head!
b) Moderately pregnant - bit of a bump, we're blaming it on her underactive thyroid.
c) Mildly pregnant, you can barely see a bump :-)
d) Phew that was close one, I made a run for it just in time. I'm not paying child benefit like!
e) Not pregnant or unknown (I'm really not bothered to find out - it was only a one night stand!)
2. How effective did you find our product in preventing STDs?
a) Where's the f***ing GP's phone number??!!
b) You can get penicillin over the counter yeah?
c) Well that's not supposed to happen.
d) It only burns a little.
e) I have no symptoms, therefore I can *logically* assume I am STD free.
Stupid.
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