Friday, June 12, 2009

Exam results came out today

As I go out tonight to celebrate my exam results, I hope to imbue the confidence with which Winston Churchill excused his alcoholic tendencies. I'll certainly drink to that. Sláinte folks.

Mrs Braddock: You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk.

Winston Churchill: Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.

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