Pet Hate

Googling myself and finding numerous articles about other people with the same name who:

• Praise celibacy as their personal saviour and write into various PROMINENT newspapers stating so.
• Are editors of extreme right wing newspapers with a readership "in the tens"
• Are homophobic nut jobs and claim the entire nation is going to collapse at any second now as we've made "a pact with the devil." Apparently famine, war and disease are one the way. Just so you know.

Google stalking is endemic. I think I'm going to be single forever. Bah.