The fruits of unemployment

Personally I found the hairdryer and umbrella parts pretty ingenious but you can never tell what's real online. Then again, it's a bit like Santa, sometimes ignorance is just bliss!

I also thought WALLABOO123 really hit the nail on the head when he/she said on youtube "I can tell you dont have a job! "



Now that the summer has officially started, I'm getting loads of invites to parties/gatherings/lunch etc and unfortunately I keep on having to delete all my texts (I can only hold 200 at a time!) Whilst I was flicking through some of them there I found this priceless one from a friend the morning of an exam. We were planning a pretty big (and cheap, c'mon we're students!) night out on the town so she decided to predict the mess we'd get ourselves into. It started off with a casual "Some Petrone would set me up nicely for the day" but escalated into her narrating out the entire night!

Text
Scene - Sitting at a bar in the Long Island
Piney: Two empty glasses please?
A: Oh no not empty, some ice please too
Piney: Pass me the hip flask please?
A: No problem, here you go
Piney: Ah drinking in bars is great
A: Yeah I love it too
Both : Yum yum, strong booze
Bar staff and general public: Eh get out now!

I swear it didn't end up that way at all. No one saw a thing.